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#1: Teresa K (fasstar) on Apr 22, 2010 [SPOILER]

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Very punny

we thinks you need more rain .... groan!

ha ha ha!! Too funny Teresa!

Worse joke than mine.

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This is planting time in our part of the U.S. And we get lots of rain ... it's raining again right now.

i live in colorado - we're about to get some snow! fun puzzle!

A clever young man decided to enter a joke contest, and submitted his best 10 puns in the hopes of winning, unfurtunately...............wait for it............................wait for it............................No pun in ten did.

And let the groaning commence all over again.

:-)

ha ha ha...xiii, love it!

Fun and funny; a great combo!

*Groan* Some of these remind me of my dad, who tells awful, punny jokes. For revenge, here are some puns I've found. :)

The Alpine Skiing competition started poorly and went downhill from there.

Don't justify sin, just defy sin.

The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.

Not being able to iron out all of his problems made the dry cleaner very depressed.

A man who wanted to sing in church was wondering if he should inquire.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive."

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up "Yeah, right."

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.


Well, I'll stop the torment now. If you made it all the way through that list, congratulations. :)

Thanks, Diana. Some of those actually made me laugh out loud. :-D

i had not heard at least half of those aeris so thank for sharing and like fasstar i laughed too

the puzzle and all the comments are cute.

The puzzle itself (the picture) is good, not fantastic, but I liked that you illustrated a joke.
I also enjoyed most of the other jokes, especially the one about the linguistics professor!

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I don't know what LED me to click on the comments section, but I'm glad I did.

I bet he has to kilowatt of weeds!

groan hahahaha
you guys are hysterical

fun!

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