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#1: Teresa K (fasstar) on Nov 20, 2009

Here's a joke that made me laugh:

So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The bartender, being an observant sort of bloke, says “Do you know you’ve got a steering wheel attached to your crotch?”

“Arrrr,” says the pirate. “It’s drivin’ me nuts.”

*groan* that is bad..but still funny. :)

Two men walked into a bar.

The third one ducked.

What did the 0 say to the 8?


"Nice belt."

:-D Good ones, Wombat and Sallie.

I'll tell you the only funny knock knock joke I know.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The interrupting cow."
"The interrupt-" "MOO!"

:-D

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here's my two all time favs...

1. Q: what did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: you breathe with that???

2. Q: What did the Dr. with a thermometer in his pocket say to his nurse?
A: Some a$$holes got my pen.

Hope they made you chuckle.

:-D

Here's my step-son's favorite joke (so far). ...It's best if you say this one aloud with an foreign (non-american) accent.

An immigrant goes for a job interview. To test his knowledge of english the interviewer says, "Use Green, Pink, and Yellow in a sentance."
The man thinks for a moment and then says, "When the phone Green, you Pink it up and say 'Yellow'".

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
One goes "Whack...Darn". The other goes "Darn...Whack".


A man asked a pirate why he had paper towels on his head. The pirate responded "Arr, I've got a Bounty on me head."


Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they could spend years at C.


How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buckaneer.


Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.


What do you get when you throw a grenade in a French bathroom?
Linoleum BlownApart (Napoleon Bonaparte)


What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prarie and one prowls on the hairy.


Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.


Why did the man driving the train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.


What happened to the magical tractor?
It turned into a field.


How do you fit 5 Charazards and 2 Bulbasaurs onto a bus?
You poke 'em on.


What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.


I loved the puzzle and the jokes. Great job!

Good ones. Thanks for making me laugh, Diana.

Those were fun Diana

LOL -- I especially love the pirate jokes!

clever puzzle

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
'cause 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)

The rest of the jokes that I know take about 2 hours to tell.

you are so creative! cute idea and solve.

how do you top a car?
you tep on the brake, tupid!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

A dog limps into a bar. He says "I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw."

Two scientists walked into a bar. The first one said, "I'll have some H2O." The second one said, "That sounds good; I'l have some H2O too!"

The second one died.

that was quite funny

:-D

lol

What do you call a fish with no eyes??

a fsh

Good one, ya made me laugh, Jennifer. :-D

*grin* we all need that from time to time.

Q: What did George Washington say to his soldiers before crossing the Delaware?

A: Men, get in the boat.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

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(and one more math joke...)

Why doesn't grass grow in Z_6? Because it's not a field!

Thanks Teresa!

I enjoyed all these jokes!

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