Puzzle Description:

Matt the Katt told Mr.B. he saw Hennifer enjoying a glass of Chateaux de Chausoleil with Pierre the Rooster.Even though he knows Pierre is light in the loafers,he also knows he has this certain Je ne sais quoi about him that all the hens seem to like.Hennifer also has mentioned what a wonderful sense of humour Pierre has. Mr.B. decided to buff up by lifting weights and he's been seen jogging around the pen.He's puffing up his chest and doing a mating dance to try and impress Hennifer.

#1: Tom O'Connell (sensei69) on Mar 30, 2011

your going to make me laugh again...signed Matt

THX Tom.

That's what I'm talking about! Guys beware! Can't wait to see Hennifer's reaction.

Can't stop laughing.

Glad you like it Jota.

see sensei?
you can learn a few tricks from this puzzle

Cute!

THX Billie.

Still laughing!

Me too.

We need a third rating - for quality of description. This one would rate an "excellent"!

THX Judy,i got a kick out of it.

I agree Judy!

Mattiago: O! Beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-ey'd monster which doth mock
The poultry it feeds on.

Mr. Bothello: ...by the worth of mine eternal soul,
Thou hadst been better have been born a dog,
Like that Barney,
Than answer my wak'd wrath.

Wow skweedle, is this actual Shakespeare with some skweedle thrown in,or is it all skeedle.I,m not up on my Shakespeare but i have a feeling the top two lines of each verse is Shakespeare and the rest is skweedle brilliantly added.

me thinks we have a ham amongst us :)

Skweedle and Aldege, you are both brilliant and funny!

Is't come to this?

If Pierre shows up with Hennifer's strawberry-print hankie, we're all in trouble!

http://shakespeare.mit.edu/othello/othello.3.3.html

THX Teresa,i know skweedle is,but i'm just here having a lot of fun.That strawberry-print hankie might be hard to make in a puzzle.Maybe!

Specially since we don't have pink!

Which brings us back to the "Pink Panther" Jota.Inspector Clousseaux rules.

Inspector Clouseau's rules of speech (How to speak Clouseauese) Rule#1: Any word with a 'ah', 'oh', or 'oo' sound, you must add a short 'eh' sound before it.
Examples: bomb = "behm", phone = 'pheone', room = 'rheum' Rule#2: Any word with a 'uh' sound, you must replace it with a 'ih' sound.
Ex. monkey = 'minkey.
Rule#3: Any word with a long 'ay' or 'ee' sound, replace it with a short 'ah' sound, but don't apply rule #1.
Ex. crazy = 'crahzy', repair = 'rahpair'.
Rule#4: For a past tense word ending with an 'ed', you must split the word in the wrong place or accent the wrong syllable. Ex. solved = 'sol-ved', received = 'rah-ceived'. Review: "Yeuw have rah-ceived a bimp". Can you see the application of rules #1,2,3 and 4?.
Rule#;5: To reflect anger or dissatifaction with an object, animal or person, add the word "swine" before it. Ex. 'swine' moat, 'swine' parrot, 'swine' maid.
Rule#6: If you are ever presented with information or facts you are unaware of, immediately respond as if you already had knowledge of it. Ex. "Yes, I kneuw that... I kneuw that". (remember to apply rule #1 to the word 'know')
Rule#7: Any person who does not understand a word you are saying must be referred to as a fool or an idiot. Ex. "Yes, a rheumm... that is what I have been saying you idiot!"
Rule#8: Any reference to Kato must include the word "yellow". (Even though this may be considered politically incorrect, it was used affectionately) Ex. "Kato my little 'yellow' friend, I'm 'heum!"'. (rule#1 again to the word 'home').

Oh Jota,you're killing me,i am laughing so hard my sides are splitting.Niki's getting ready to call the para -medics.Thank you so much,i have been sick all week with a flu but this just made me feel a lot better.You nailed Clouseau perfectly and made me remember how funny those movies are and how great Peter Sellers was in them.THX again i'll be laughing all day.

Found to be logically solvable by gator.

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