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#1: Teresa K (fasstar) on Apr 1, 2009
Here is a joke that is among others in a newly discovered ancient book entitled Philogelos (The Laughter Lover), that dates to the third or fourth century AD, and contains some 260 other jokes:#2: Christine Clark (jadebatdog) on Apr 1, 2009
Three men β a scholasticos (an absent-minded professor), a barber and a bald man β went on a long journey and had to camp out at night. They decided to take it in shifts to watch over their luggage. The barber took the first shift but got bored. To pass the time, he shaved the head of the sleeping scholasticos β then woke him up to take his turn. The scholasticos got up, rubbed his head and found that he had no hair. "What an idiot that barber is," he said: "Heβs woken up baldy instead of me."
My favorite joke is:#3: Teresa K (fasstar) on Apr 1, 2009
Why was the tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
Good one!#4: Petra Lassen (stjarna) on Apr 1, 2009
I was feeling cold the other day, and my 12 y/o told me to go stand in the corner - 'cause there's always 90 degrees!#5: Adam Nielson (monkeyboy) on Apr 1, 2009
See puzzle #2716 for great jokes/commentary.#6: Jota (jota) on Apr 1, 2009
How many psychiatrists are needed to change a light bulb ?#7: Georgia Wren (teachno11) on Apr 1, 2009
None, what's important is that the light bulb wants to change.
I wish I could join in, but alas I must refrain. It's not that I don't know any jokes clean enough; it is simply that I love jokes but never remember them after I hear them!#8: Janice Langham (Dr.Stickman) on Apr 3, 2009
A woman is standing on the sidewalk, when she hears a scream and a man lands hard on the ground beside her. She looks up to the top of the four story building he must have fallen from.#9: Jane Doe (telly) on Apr 5, 2009 [SPOILER]
"What happened?" she asks him.
He replies "How would I know? I just got down here."
Comment Suppressed:Click below to view spoilers#10: John Schuerzinger (zinger3000) on Jan 8, 2010
A sandwich walks into a bar.#11: Teresa K (fasstar) on Jan 8, 2010
The bartender says, "I'm sorry; we don't serve food here."
:-D#12: Jane Doe (telly) on Jan 9, 2010
lol#13: Linda Martin (ilovethispuzzle123) on Feb 25, 2011
cute puzzle, funny jokes :-)#14: Jill Tallmer (Yidl) on Dec 24, 2018
Why did the turtle cross the road?#15: Jill Tallmer (Yidl) on Dec 24, 2018
To get to the shell station.#16: Teresa K (fasstar) on Jan 5, 2019
Hahaha, good one, Jill!#17: Norma Dee (norm0908) on Jan 5, 2019
What goes Ho! Ho! Ho! Thud! ?
Santa laughing his head off.
Teresa, that's sick. ROFL funny kind of sick. :)
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