Puzzle Description:

Barkeep,give me a V8 in a dirty glass."You're kidding right,we don't serve that here". I thought this was a veggie bar." It's a bar where veggies come to relax and have a drink with friends,not drink their friends". Where's Carl the carrot who was serving here last week?" He's no longer with us". You fired him? He have his hand in the till or something? "No,I mean he's no longer with us. He got too close to a rabbit". Ouch,that's too bad,I really liked Carl. So what made them hire a cauliflower? "I'm the owner and I'm not a cauliflower.I'm an albino broccoli". Hey it doesn't bother me that your gay. "I'm not gay you idiot,I'm a hybrid". Well maybe if you stopped smoking that funny stuff you wouldn't be high."No dummy,I'm cross bred,I'm part cauliflower and part broccoli. Normally that would make a broccoflower,but I came out white. Now you would think that would make me a caulibroc,but that doesn't sound right,so we're known as albino broccoli's. Some of you potatoes are hybrids too you know. We get a lot of blue potatoes that come here". I'm a blue potato."No your not,I can tell by your skin colour that your white flesh". No,my girlfriend left me last week,and I've been blue ever since." Maybe you should just leave,your giving me a headache". Well that's more than you gave me,I never did get my V8.

#1: valerie o..travis (bigblue) on Apr 1, 2014

hahaha...and so a series begins, good one aldege :)

Hysterical. Absolutely hysterical. Can't wait for the next.

yea! a new series from Aldege. This was a fun solve

I love your series, Aldege!

Thx everyone,I had fun with this one even if it is kinda corny(not sure you can consider that a pun). Please be patient and I'll add more to the series as the ideas come to me,thx again.:)

ROFL! You are out there Al!

My favourite part of your series is the great narrative that accompanies them. Great one

Thx Jota,I love making you laugh.:)

Thx Susan,I know it's a bit long in the tooth,but the ideas kept coming.lol.:)

Ditto all of the above - love it!

ditto Jota. I KNEW a series was coming!

Thx Heather.:)

There wasn't until you mentioned it,and Susan encouraged me. Thx for the push you two.:)

lol I saw a potato fireman looking in a restaurant/diner window at a green man sitting at a table. I was lost for a minute but now I'm with you!!!! Cute and I'm hungry for fresh exotic vegies!!

Thx Sher:)

Great family pictures on Facebook, Aldege!

Thx auntie Norma.:)

I'm finally circling back around to solve these. I like Bud's goatee. He looks oddly familiar. :)

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