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What makes that brush handle so hard?.. It has a plastic covered lead pipe for a handle. Special mob order. It also shoots bullets. Now explain Noir,how do you know what make of underwear my girlfriend wears? C-mon Lance,her pants are so tight you can see the label right through them... Oh...,well i'm sorry for clubbing you then,but you still deserve it for saying Candice has no class. Listen Noir,i'll pay you double your fee,if you just tell her i'm a straight up guy with a regular 9 to 5,and no connections to the mob... No offense Lance,but i don't come cheap,how can you afford that?... Ha,don't make me laugh Noir,i earn a six figure income,i could buy a dozen lousy detectives like you,no offense. I forgot to tell you,the government is my second biggest customer...That's democracy for you,it's nice to know where my tax dollars are going. I'd love to take some of my tax dollars back off you Lance,but just keep it. I think you should just tell Cans and her father the truth. I'm sure when they hear how much income you have,everything will work out just fine. I will let you buy me a new hat though,and buy Cans some underwear from "Fredricks of Hollywood"...Bang,crash,ooof,slap,slap,slap...thud.

#1: valerie o..travis (bigblue) on Sep 27, 2012

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Guy needs to watch his mouth. It keeps getting him into trouble.

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Hope he doesn't get brain damaged.

Thx Travis:)

Guy is one of those..speak now,regret later type of guys, Kristen.:)

LOL David,and thank you.:)

Not likely Norma,one would need a brain in order for that to happen,wouldn't one.lol.:)

I see your point, Aldege.

oh... a point

Great solve Al!

I see more sets of head lumps in Guy's future as Lance's customers get involved. Then even more when the other set of customers gets involved. I just hope he's clever enough to get them fighting against each other. I shudder to think of what optional extras the special order for the government customers would have. White-out by the tanker-load, of course. They also probably try to cornet the market on new brooms.

Thx Jota.:)

LOL John,the government orders a lot of brooms for sure,but no dust pans,as they tend to sweep things under the carpets.:)

I figured they ordered a lot of new brooms in the hope that in the next election there are none available for an opponent to replace them.

ROFL John.:)

I don't see anything. I think doing so many puzzles Really is negatively affecting my eyesight.

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