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#1: Tom King (sgusa) on Mar 19, 2012

Nice puzzle, Aldege.

Thx Tom,i appreciate your comments.:)

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Not very loquacious tonight. I was thinking of some puzzle ideas. Golf is obviously the National Sport of Aldegia and taken quite seriously. Except for President-for-life, Aldege, the red binoculars of the internal spies, are trained on woeful golfers using foot wedges and flicking ball markers toward the pin when spotting their balls. For this abomination of the Aldege Doctrine, they are imprisoned in the "Cholletteville Hilton" for years. There they are subject to various torture devices like the "dent puller." Golf tees are shoved under their nails. Only Aldege, President-for-life, is able to use these "tools of golf" for an advantage according to the "Aldege Doctrine." He is attempting to attract an LPGA event to the "Beardhairs of Aldege Country Club." Evidently, the greens are all black, and need to be shaved 3 times/day. He has yet to find title sponsor, however. Canadian Tire remains a possibility.

Tom,your breaking me up,you are way out there buddy. You forgot that the tees are hammered under the nails with a rusty putter,and any LPGA event that i want to attract would be a seniors tournament,so that Maria Lopez,and Jan Stevenson could take part in it. Support hose and golf shoes are hot in my books.:)

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mind if i dip them in your bacon?

Not at all,I have bacon?

everybody should

You guys are weird! :-D

Fun puzzle, Aldege.

Thx Teresa,weird is good right Teresa?,but do we make you laugh?

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Absolutely - weird is good! And yes, you make me laugh, and that's why I'm still here. Love you guys! Mwah.

So that's what that sound is Nancy,i thought the place got overtaken by buzzards ever since Mr.B,Matt,and Pierre vacationed here and trashed the joint while making Fizz de Boozard.lol.:)

We love you too,Mwah and Mwah from Destyny too,she just started doing that by the way,i'll try to get video of it for you.:)

(looking up from busily scarfing down his bacon fries...)
somebody say something?

Something.:)

Awsome puzzle to solve Aldege, got stuck a few times, but found my way forward, loved it! :)

Thx Marz,glad you enjoyed it.:)

Geez, I've been thinking of taking up golf again, there's an inexpensive course just 2 miles down the road from my new house. Gotta get my old clubs back from my brother.

I'll be sure not to try any foot wedges, don't think I want to check in to the Choletteville Hilton.

Fun puzzle, Aldege! Fun comments everyone :)

Thx Joel,don't be afraid to check into the Choletteville Hilton,Mr.B and his entourage were escorted out of town,and we redecorated the whole place while doing repairs,and if you take up golf again,you might want to avoid the Beardhairs course,but we know where you can get a deal on golf shoes.:)

I don't know how this one escaped me before! Such a good laugh!
Thanks!

Very tough to see without the story. Then it's fun.

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