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He's gonna be ok right Bart.I think so Elton,he's pretty much emptied the contents of his stomach.I tell you i got some scared when i saw all this red stuff spewing out of him.I said so many Hail Mary's I wore the beads off of my rosary.Then i remembered he was drinking those buzzard fizzes with beet juice.I can't believe he could get this drunk and sick on 2 drinks.I know Elvis is not a drinker and i made sure he only had 2 drinks.Yeah about that Bart,Freddie and Eddie kept adding to his glass when you and Elvis weren't looking.That wasn't very nice boys.Ah c-mon Bart,isn't that what having a stag is all about.The groom getting totally wasted. Yeah but your not suppose to kill him.Just for that,you two are going to unplug this sink,it's full of his vomit.No way.Yes way Freddie and you Eddie are going into that toilet to retrieve his watch that fell off during one of his violent upchucks.Bart if i have to go in there i'll be upchucking myself.So be it,now get in there.Ahhh,ohhhh,ewwwwww,hey he's coming to.Elvis brother you alright.Ohh,i don't feel so good,where am i? Your still at your stag.Stag? Oh yeah,i thought i was still at the drive in that night Candace and i first met.Heck Elvis that makes this your second near death experience.Is that you Elton?Wow he's really bad.

#1: Web Paint-By-Number Robot (webpbn) on Sep 9, 2011

New version published by aldege.

New version published by aldege.

Fun puzzle. I like how you did the toilet paper and the upside-down hair and tongue hanging out.

Disturbing content.

Beverage alcohol (ethanol) is a psychoactive drug that changes brain chemistry and can become lethal in high doses. Alcohol poisoning is an acute toxic condition resulting from exposure to excessive quantities of alcohol within a short period of time. Ethanol is metabolized in the liver at a rate of approximately one drink per hour, with wide variation depending on conditions. Rapid consumption of large quantities of alcohol can overload the liver’s metabolic capacity, causing the blood alcohol concentration [BAC] to rise rapidly. At BACs of 0.25 to 0.40 grams/deciliter, alcohol poisoning can lead to slurred speech, ataxia, stupor, coma, and eventually to death.

Alcohol depresses nerves that control involuntary actions such as breathing and the gag reflex (which prevents choking). A fatal dose of alcohol will eventually stop these functions.

It is common for someone who drank excessive alcohol to vomit since alcohol is an irritant to the stomach. There is then the danger of choking on vomit, which could cause death by asphyxiation in a person who is not conscious because of intoxication.

Sorry, I'm an alcohol educator, and I could not pass up the opportunity to balance the humor of seeing someone drunk with the sobering reality of the risk everyone should be aware of.

I'm glad you put this in Teresa cause far too often you get a couple of duffus guys who will do this sort of thing thinking it's funny when in fact it can be very dangerous.This was done to me when my son was born,some of my friends had a little stag party for me to celebrate.Imagine the travesty if something bad happened and my son never got a chance to know his father.

On version 3, no guessing required.

Thanks for another great puzzle.

thx Avgvstvs,glad you liked it.

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